"Collectible restaurant items? On Dec 1st we replenished our stock of cutlery. Hardly after 2 months, 13 coffee spoons and 11 normal spoons disappeared. Moreover, to our great surprise and disappointment we again retrieved dessert plates on some floors! One floor even “topped the charts” with 9 plates, some of them still even dirty, stowed away in the cupboard of their coffee corner. A big shame on you! You know that it is not allowed to take any restaurant food with you down to the office floor, so there shouldn’t be table ware from our restaurant lying about all over the building either "

Haha, jag ler med hela ansiktet. Källan är hemlig, vald av respekt!